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Funny Driving Quotes

September 19, 2010 at 7:09 pm · Filed under Funny Driving Sayings and tagged: driving, Driving under the influence, funny sayings, Humor, Humour, Quotations, Recreation

Funny Driving Quotes

I am a fan of humorous and quirky sayings, so of course funny driving quotes are no exception. Here is a list of 10 hilariously funny driving quotes I found and wanted to share.

Funny Driving Quote #1 –“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.” Dan Rather

Funny Driving Quote #2 –“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” Robin Williams

Funny Driving Quote #3 – “Men can read maps better than women cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.”

Funny Driving Quote #4 – “There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love.” Stirling Moss

Funny Driving Quote #5- “I didn’t repair your breaks, so I made your horn louder.” Unknown

Funny Driving Quote #6 – “Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.” Robert Paul

Funny Driving Quote #7- “Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?” Unknown

Funny Driving Quote #8- “Stop worry about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.” Babs Hoffman

Funny Driving Quote #9 – “Aggressive driving is emotionally impaired driving.” Dr. Leon James

Funny Driving Quote #10- “Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.” Ellen Goodman

Hope you had a good time and perhaps a got a much needed laugh with some of these funny driving quotes. Stay tuned for additional funny driving quotes and sayings in the future. Thanks for reading and have a fun and safe day!

Marilyn